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Privacy Policy

Last updated: May 2026

The short version: we don't collect your personal data, we don't sell anything to you directly, and we earn a small commission if you buy something on Amazon after clicking one of our links. That's the whole model. The longer version is below, as required by law.

Who We Are

Cards For Cunts is a curated affiliate website operated from the United Kingdom. We don't manufacture, stock, or ship any greeting cards. We find them, describe them with more honesty than the manufacturer would, and link you to Amazon UK.

Our website is cardsforcunts.co.uk. If you have any questions about this policy, you can contact us via our Instagram account: @sendyourfeelings.co.uk.

What Data We Collect

This site does not collect, store, or process any personal data directly. There are no account signups, no contact forms, no newsletter subscriptions, and no checkout process.

We do not use cookies of our own, and we do not run any analytics scripts or tracking pixels on this site.

Amazon and Third Parties

When you click a link on this site, you are taken to Amazon.co.uk. Amazon operates independently of us and has its own privacy policy, which governs everything that happens once you arrive on their platform. You can read Amazon's privacy policy at amazon.co.uk.

Amazon may use cookies and tracking technologies to identify that you arrived via an affiliate link. This is how our commission is attributed. We do not receive any of your personal data as part of this process — we only receive a report that a qualifying purchase was made.

This site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages. Cloudflare may process basic technical data (such as IP addresses) as part of serving web traffic. You can read Cloudflare's privacy policy at cloudflare.com.

Affiliate Disclosure

Cards For Cunts is a participant in the Amazon Associates Programme, an affiliate advertising programme designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by linking to Amazon.co.uk.

This means that if you click one of our links and subsequently make a qualifying purchase on Amazon, we may earn a small commission — at no extra cost to you. The price you pay is identical whether you arrive via our link or directly.

Our editorial decisions — which cards we feature and how we describe them — are not influenced by commission rates. We pick whatever we think is funniest.

Your Rights

Under UK GDPR and the Data Protection Act 2018, you have rights in relation to your personal data. Because we do not collect or hold any personal data about you, most of these rights are not applicable in practice.

If you believe we hold any data about you, or wish to raise a concern about data privacy, please contact us via Instagram. You also have the right to lodge a complaint with the UK's Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) at ico.org.uk.

Changes to This Policy

If we change anything material about how this site operates in relation to data — for example if we add analytics or a mailing list — we will update this page accordingly. The "last updated" date at the top will reflect any changes.